Immersal raises 100 000 euro seed round

Immersal Ltd. Immersal usually denies all rumors and speculations as to anything out of ordinary having happened as of late.

Now, however, Immersal has invited a very limited group of tier 1 media people to its premises. Or actually it seems the company has no real premises, but rather lurks in various empty offices in the Greater Helsinki metro area. 

The press conference begins, the mood is full of expectation – finally some information is about to be released.  –

”People have been asking, yes, but we cannot and will not answer at this point, for obvious business reasons.”, begins Mr. Niko Nyman (presumed) CEO of Immersal, swigging from a bottle of champagne. Then he sips repeatedly, all smiles, but remains silent. 

– ”Ummm… You cannot and will not answer to what?”, asks a puzzled reporter lady from a distinguished business magazine. 

–”We neither confirm or deny that.”, answers Mr. Kosti Rytkönen, (presumed) CTO of Immersal, sounding a bit tipsy, giggling a bit under his breath. 

– ”But.. But why did you ask us to come if…”, tries the reporter.  – ”This concludes our session, thank you ladies and gentlemen, no more questions, thank you!”, wraps up Mr. Jufo Peltomaa, (presumed) Head of Special Ops of Immersal, sporting what seems to be a black eye. 

The media remains in the room, although Immersal has left the building. It seems that the press conference is over. 

For more information on the 100 000 euro seed round, please do not contact:  Immersal Ltd.: Mr. Jufo Peltomaa, jufo@immersal.com 

Presence Capital Ltd.: Mr. Paul Bragiel, hello@presencecap.com 

About Immersal Ltd.  Immersal Ltd. is a really secretive augmented reality company, rumored to concentrate on some form of infographics. If you have any information about Immersal Ltd., please contact Mr. Jufo Peltomaa (Co-founder, Head of Special Ops). 

About Presence Capital  Presence Capital is an investment firm that believes virtual reality (VR) and augmented reality (AR) are technologies that are going to transform our world. The company invests in and supports talented and passionate entrepreneurs who are utilizing these technologies to bring new and exceptional ways of communicating, working, and playing to market.

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